It’s October, which means the fascination with infusing pumpkin spice into everything will be EVERYWHERE.
I just don’t get it. Why does everyone love pumpkin spice???
Now, don’t be mad at me — but I HATE pumpkin spice.
I know, I know. To some people, saying, “I can’t stand a pumpkin spice Starbucks latte” is as bad as kicking a puppy or stomping on the American flag.
I’m tempted to head over here and order an “I Hate Pumpkin Spice” shirt, then head to my local outdoor festival and see how many random strangers will give me an earful.
But enough is enough already.
I walked around Kroger this week and spotted these food abominations…
Seriously, a pumpkin spice Twinkie. It’s wrong on so many levels.
It’s time to stop Pumpkin Spice Insanity!!!
(Whew, I’m glad I got that out there. Now, I’m off to tell little kids the truth about Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.)
